Light

·         Soda of Generosity: Use on yourself to gain 100 points, or use on yourself and 5 others of your choice to gain 1000 each.

·         Puchi Carrot:  A carrot with a weird name. Eat it to gain 2100 points.

·         Domino's Pizza: when used, it triples your points earned for that day (but not TP). However, you can't participate the day after that (skip a turn lolz)

·         Birthday Present: You may give this present to another player. If they accept the present, your point totals each increase by 10%. If they refuse it, his/her point total increases by 5% and your point total decreases by 5%.

·         Time Bomb: Plant the bomb on somebody. The next day, the bomb will explode, causing 5000 damage to that person, as well as the 1 person above and below.

·         Mentos(10): Alone, you can eat them for a 2% increase in your score per Mento. For example, if you eat 5 on the same day, your score increases by 10%. Combined with Diet Coke, you can attack any amount of players for a total loss of 4% of their points per Mento you contribute to the Coke. This total percentage is then divided up amongst the players you chose to attack. You do not gain the points they lose. So, if you attack 3 players using a Diet Coke and 6 Mentos, each of those players loses 8% of their points.

·         Diet Coke: Alone, you can drink it for a 20% increase in your points. If you combine it with Mentos, see the Mentos description for what to do.

·         Magical Rubber Ducky:Ironically not that magical, one time use and does 500 damage to a chosen opponent for every different user name that posts in the topic in which the item is used including the user's.

·         Crosswind: If used within 30 minutes of a user tageting you with an item or skill causing item or point loss/theft, the user to post before you loses the items or points instead.

·         Buddy Rat: Stays active until you dismiss it. Takes 5% of your points each day (say you pay for its cheese or something), but protects you from 50% of damage (point loss) other players may inflict on you with items or skills.

·         Stun gun: Shoot a player with it. This player will gain the status effect "paralyzed", meaning that he is unable to gain any TP for the next three days.

·         GySgt Carlos Hathcock: Use this item and for the rest of the day and the next 2 lottery days any user that targets you with an item loses 1000 points.

·         Item Voucher: Exchange one for a Light item, two for a Middle item, or three for a Heavy item

Middle

·         OBJECTION!: If the post above yours when used contains any items used, all items used in that post are returned to their owners inventory and that person can not use those items that day.

·         Anti-Loss Spray:  When sprayed on an item, That item is permanently in your inventory until you use it. No other item, no matter how godlike, can change that
Ladder: When used, brings your score up to be tied with whoever is above you on the leaderboard
Lucky Slots: Give ten separate players a number from one to ten. The next day, if the "seconds" of the next day's opening post is divisible by their assigned number, his/her point total will increase by 10% the following day. Otherwise, his/her point total will decrease by 10%.

·         Chinese Finger Trap: Combine all points, TP, items, and skills with another player. For three days, you and this other player are for all purposes one player with two heads. The last head to post a decision in a challenge overrules earlier decisions. All challenges are approached from the perspective of the targeted player.After three days, you split. You get 30% of the points and none of the TP. You both get a copy of the items and skills the combined form had. If the game is going to end soon, this item doesn't work.

·         Dice: Two dice are thrown. MULITPLY that day’s challenge rewards by number shown, HOWEVER, if they are doubles, DIVIDE by that number

·         Decoy: Pay ¼ of your points to create a decoy, the decoy takes all damage from all items or skills targeting you until it runs out of points.

·         Locusts: Unleash a horde of locusts that attack one designated user for 1/5 of their points. The next day, the user above him loses 1/4 of their points, The next day, the user above him loses 1/3, The next day, the user above loses 1/2 points. The Locusts then explode from over feeding

·         Smoke bomb: Pick a player, he or she will gain the status effect "blinded". For the next two days, this person will not be able to participate in bonus challenges.
M40 Sniper Rifle: Pick a user, that user loses 5000 points or an item of your choosing.
Spotter: Used with M40 Sniper Rifle, multiplies point loss by seconds of your post..

·         Cursed gemstone: Can only be used if you have negative points. Multiply your point total by -0.5. Tomorrow, you will not be able to participate in Main Challenge One.

·         Trading Card Game: A deck that consists of 52 playing cards. Pick a player, and determine how many cards you will throw at this player. He will sustain 1000 points of damage per card thrown.
PotD's Revenge: In the round this is used, if the number of a post ends in 3, the person responsible for that post has their points doubled. If the number of a post ends in 8, the person responsible for that post has their points halved. Only the first post per user counts toward this effect.

·         Magical hat: At the cost of 1/4 of your point total, you may destroy one item held by a fellow participant. Must have positive points to use this item.

Heavy

·         Black Hole Generator: Select one player. You random steal either half their points, half their TP, or half their items (rounded up).

·         The One Ring:  Put the ring on, last 2 rounds or until an attack is used against you. The attack fails and has a 50% chance of backfiring. If no attack is made on you within those 2 rounds, the ring comes off and you gain 5,000 points. Can only be carried for 5 rounds, if not used at the end of the 5th day, then you lose 20,000 points.  Can not be bought within 5 days of the end of the lottery.

·         Point plant:  For each day you have the point plant in your inventory, you will receive points. First day is 100, and each additional day the amount is doubled.

·         Fire Boots:  As long as you have fire boots, any item damage done against your points will be halved

·         Ham Sandwich Machine: All players that post between the post in which you announce you are using the Ham Sandwich Machine and your next post lose 20% of *your* point total. If you don't post a second time before the day ends the item a splodes and does not work.
Panic Button: Pick 4 other players. You and those players all choose random answers to the Challenges for that day.

·         EMP: Nobody, including yourself, can use any Items or Skills for the rest of the day.

·         Steamroller: Drop it on someone to make him lose 50.000 points. Its that simple.

·         Bottled fairy: Automatically revives you to +10.000 points and +1 TP if you have been eliminated from play.

·         Grappling hook: You must have positive points and more than 1 TP to use this item. Pick a player on the leader board that is ranked above you. You will deal damage to this player's points equal to your current point total. If you opt to sacrifice all of your TP, you may switch your point total with this player instead. 

Godlike

·         Spin the bottle... with Mono!: When this item is used, pick a player. That player will have mono. Mono makes you too tired to participate in that day's last bonus challenge (or main challenge if there is no bonus) due to being tired. You also may not use more than 3 items in a day while you have mono, with no exceptions. When you have mono, you have 2 options. You can either do nothing, in which case it goes away after 2 days of this option. Or, you choose to participate in spin the bottle, in which case another random player is given mono at the start of the next day, and you suffer the effects of mono for an additional day beyond the 2 every time you pick this option.

·         Swords of Revealing HAX: Choose a player. That person may not make any actions for the next three rounds UNLESS they are willing to give you all their points and TP first.

·         Curse: Offer up half of your points. Then, pick a person. At the end of each round, that person will lose half of their points. This curse cannot be negated or lifted until that person's points reach 0. 

·         Tombolo's Lotto o' Crazyness: Pick a user. The last number of your post time (or a randomizer check or dice roll if Mr. Shadow prefers) determines what happens-
0: Both of you lose all your points.
1: Take all his points.
2: The points and TP you both have are divided evenly between you.
3: Steal an item at random from him.
4: Your points both double.
5: He loses all his items, and you gain 5,000 points.
6: Lose all your items and half your points.
7: Take all his points and items.
8: Swap items and points.
9: A different user is picked at random, and you must reroll.

·         -Virus: Choose a player. Much like a computer virus, this will allow you access to that person for one round. During that time, you may do one of the following:
*Make all Challenge options for them.
*Use any or all of their Items in any way you see fit.
*Use any or all of their TP in any way you see fit.
When the round is over, that person gains Immunity, and cannot be targeted by any further Viruses from any player.
Chocoboslayer's Wisdom: This Item cannot be purchased, negated, destroyed, altered in any way, or used twice in the same day. You must offer up half your points and at least 50 TP. Then, choose an action:
*Gain points equal to the sum of all player's points.
*Gain TP equal to the sum of all player's TP.
*Pick a player. Swap points, TP, and Items with that person.
*Deal damage to all players equal to your current point total

·         Mask of Truth: If you decide to wear this mask, you will automatically pick the best answer from every multiple choice challenge. ("Best" option is determined this way: highest amount of points > item of the highest tier > most amount of TP). However, you won’t gain any TP from any multiple choice challenges.